Yoyoyo! Whaddup everybody, how's it going and yes, it is that time of the day. Today we will be talking about the same thing as yesterday so prepare some tissues cause you're going to laugh so hard until you cry. Here are some funny pics:
Man marries pillow
A South Korean man living in Tokyo married a dakimakura, a life-sized pillow which has an anime cartoon girl drawn on it.
lazy monkey on back of a parrot.
Lazy monkey on back of a parrot. Says it all really.
The goats take on the dam, risking a 160ft drop
Spider goats. The goats take on the dam, risking a 160ft drop
Passed on Charlie the smoking chimp
RIP. Charlie the smoking chimp, who passed away this year.
Tube-nosed fruit bat Nyctimene that was discovered in Papua New Guinea
This tube-nosed fruit bat Nyctimene was discovered in Papua New Guinea
A squirrel taking a break and eating a KitKat
A squirrel taking a break and eating a KitKat
Puggy the Pekingese dog, who has the longest tongue in the world at 4.5
Puggy the Pekingese dog, who has the longest tongue in the world at 4.5
Yoga is a bear necessity for this beast
Yoga is a bear necessity for this beast
Standing tall the peng-hen, a hen which walks like a penguin
Standing tall the peng-hen, a hen which walks like a penguin
A cross-eyed opossum (didelphis) called Heidi
What you looking at? A cross-eyed opossum (didelphis) called Heidi sits in her interim enclosure, in the zoo in Leipzig, Germany.
Flamingos
Flamingos in formation. Clever or what?
Big George and Christine Nasser
By George! Well its Big George and Christine Nasser , a Great Dane from Tucson, Arizona, who has been declared the world's tallest dog
Waving polar bear
Merry Christmas everyone. I'm only waving!!
Smoking crows
Smoke the crows!! Easier than a rollie I suppose
This hungry kitty thought she was the cat that had got the cream when she found a half-full tin of pet food as she prowled for snacks in bins behind a supermarket.
Cat stuck in tin is rescued
But after poking her head into the tin, she couldn’t get it off and the confused puss was found wandering the streets of Linz, Austria, by animal lovers who dialled 999 for the fire brigade.
Fire fighters using a metal cutter gingerly snipped the can from the trapped black and white moggie’s head before handing her over to a local cat refuge centre for health checks.
One fire fighter said: ‘She looked to be in very good condition and she won’t suffer any long term problems from her experiences.
‘She obviously couldn’t see where she was going or what she was doing so it’s a miracle she didn’t wander out into the road and get hit by a car.’
A flock of ducks somehow found their way into the popular drugstore chain, and invaded.
A pharmacist can be seen attempted to herd the ducks out of the store with a Swiffer in the short video while onlookers naturally tape the bizarre incident with the smartphones. See below..
Somewhere in Dortmund, Germany one defenseless meerkat is losing a battle against sleep. He is not the first to fight the good fight, but somehow his meerkat face makes him the all-time winner of sleepy animals. Watch this adorable video below!
Hiya guys~ It's me again. Guess what topic we'll be talking about. Yeah, more animal stories up ahead but now it's different. We will be talking about 'funny' ones. So prepare some tissues because you will cry of laughter. 1. Researchers at the Wolong Giant Panda Research Centre have been dressing up in panda outfits in an effort to fool a cute panda cub.
Spot the real panda: researchers in panda costumes check the body temperature of a panda cub (Reuters)
The four-month-old cub is the first to be trained for reintroduction into the wild by the Hetaoping Research and Conservation Center for the Giant Panda in Wolong National Nature Reserve in Sichuan province, China.
2. A disabled pig may constitute an unlikely tourist attraction, but Chinese travellers from miles around are flocking to see one particular porker who walks on its two front legs.
The 10-month old piggy is somewhat of a celebrity and the local villagers have fondly named her ‘Zhu Jianqiang.’
Zhu Jianqiang means strong-willed pig, in English, and it seems a rather apt name for such an incredible animal.
Young Zhu Jianqiang is lucky to be alive though. As a piglet in a nine strong litter, there were calls for the wee piggy to be put out of her misery.
Wang Xihai, the pig’s owner, told the Telegraph: ‘My wife asked me to dump it but I refused as it’s a life. I thought I should give it a chance to survive and unexpectedly it survived healthy.’
The nine-second clip starts off innocently enough, with a confused-looking man and woman pictured in a snowy scene.
Events take a turn for the worse for the couple though, as randy Rudolph charges across the terrain with the alarmed woman in a tight embrace.
YouTube users have immediately taken to the clip, with one gushing: ‘I cant stop watching this… almost crying laughing!’
Twitter users have also been heavily tweeting about the subject, ‘beautiful’ and ‘it does exactly what it says on the tin’ being the most common refrains.
One member of the editorial team in Metro Towers even admitted: ‘It’s probably the best nine-second video clip I’ve ever seen.’
All you need to to do now is judge for yourself…
DEER STEALS MAN’S WIFE: WATCH THE YOUTUBE VIDEO BELOW:
Miniature pinscher Lu Lu proved to be an unlikely doggy diva – insisting on walking on two legs and carrying a handbag.Despite having four fully-functioning limbs, Lu Lu strode through the Chinese city of Zhumadian on her hind legs.Paw outstretched, she strutted across town with a teddy bear bag on her ‘arm.’ Classy.
5. Polar bears: big, yellowy-white, lots of teeth, partial to the odd seal. Cows: big, black and white or brown, lots of stomachs, partial to the odd field of grass. Pretty difficult to mistake one for the other, you’d think. Unless you’re a TV newsreader covering Cornwall.
White lie: The carcass of the cow lies on the beach at Bude, Cornwall. It fooled many walkers into thinking it was a polar bear (Pic: SWNS)
Naomi Lloyd sent wildlife officials scampering to the Cornish coast after reporting live on air that the body of a polar bear had washed up on a beach.
Some feat when you think it’s about 4,300km (2,700 miles) from the North Pole and the Arctic, where polar bears roam, to Cornwall.
The ‘extraordinary’ news of the stranded beast was broadcast to viewers in Devon and Cornwall on ITV’s West Country bulletin at 7.55am yesterday. It appeared alongside video footage, shot from a cliff-top by a viewer, of a large white animal lying on the shore.
Lloyd told viewers: ‘A walker in Cornwall has caught an extraordinary sight on camera. A polar bear has washed up on a beach near Bude.
‘The bear comes from the Arctic Circle and an investigation is under way as to how it could have ended up there.’
Officials who went to investigate discovered the animal was a cow – whose skin had been bleached white by the sea water. How it died and how tides brought it there is a mystery.
A spokesman for ITV West Country said they had dropped the article after the morning bulletin when they discovered the animal was a cow.
He added: ‘It was a bit embarrassing. When we realised what it was, we pulled the slot straight away.’
6. The mysterious human desire to paint its pet dogs so that they look like other animals which are not dogs has reared its head once more, with a selection of painted dogs being displayed in China.
A dog, painted as a tiger (Picture: Barcroft)
The painted dogs in question were on display in Zhengzhou, in eastern China’s Henan Province, at what appears to have been a veritable festival of dog painting.
As well as the tiger-dog, there were a number of rather adorable fluffy panda-dogs being shown to the crowd.
Painted panda-dogs: they don’t look entirely chuffed with the situation
Panda-dogs will be familiar to the long-term readers of this site, as one of their kind has featured before . We’ve also covered the extreme transformations that take place in America, in which dogs are not merely transformed into turtles, but into mutant ninja turtles .
Exactly why people are so keen on the trans-species decoration of their dogs is not especially clear, but the effort is appreciated. Except, perhaps, by the dogs.
7. A marijuana farm in western Canada has been raided by police, but officers were left shocked when they found bears guarding it.
Canadian police finds bears at marijuana plantation (AP)
Around 13 black bears strolled around the fields but police soon realised that they showed no signs of aggressive behaviour and were in fact tame.
They are thought to have been lured into the British Columbian farm by dog food and officers said they might have to be put down if they’ve become used to living around humans, the BBC reported.
Police uncovered two separate outdoor marijuana crops of about 2,300 plants in total.
The five police officers were called to the marijuana plantation, near Christina Lake, to dismantle the farm and arrested two men in the process, while stumbling across the bears.
Royal Canadian Mounted Police sergeant Fred Mansvield, said: ‘They (the bears) were tame, they just sat around watching.
‘At one point one of the bears climbed onto the hood of a police car, sat there for a bit and then jumped off.’
8. Meet the red squirrel whose hero is clearly Saturday Night Fever’s
John Travolta, as he shows off the film star’s famous pose.
This red squirrel could be reaching for his nuts, but we think he’s showing off (Photo: Caters)
He was snapped by wildlife photographer Marek Paluch, who captured the fuzzy squirrel near Opole, Poland, demonstrating just what a mover and a shaker he is.
9. A crime-fighting parrot saved his owner from a house robbery by frightening off the intruders with his all-mighty squawk.
Kuzya the parrot poses with Mr Gennadi Kuzya (Archant)
Kuzya the parrot is the pet of Russian interpreter Gennadi Kurkul, who lives in the Isle of Dogs, London, and said that he’s delighted with his crime-busting pal.
‘It must have been about 4am when we heard Kuzya let out a massive scream. The noise he made must have terrified the burglars because they ran straight out of the house. You could hear it all over the Docklands’, Mr Kurkul told local newspaper The Docklands.
Despite the thieves nicking off with his wallet by reaching through a window, when they managed to open the door and enter the house, Kuzya made sure to scare them off before they could take anything else.
His owner continued: ‘He’s a fantastic bird. He follows me all round the house like a dog.
‘I don’t keep him in a cage, he just finds a spot at night where he likes to sleep and settles down there – sometimes under the stairs.
The Lorrie parrot’s name translates as ‘house spirit’, which seems appropriate after his recent escapade.
Tower Hamlets Police in London are continuing to investigate the burglary, which took place on Tuesday night, and warned residents that it’s important to keep their doors and windows securely shut.
10. If you’ve got a bugged bunny who’s getting a bit bothered by a trip to the vet, you need the Hopnotist. Meet Cliff Penrose, who claims to be Britain’s only rabbit whisperer.
Cliff Penrose, 60, claims to be Britain’s only rabbit whisperer
The 60-year-old says he can put anxious Thumpers and Funnys into a trance so they actually roll on to their backs, legs in the air.
‘You can tell when a rabbit is under because his back legs completely relax. The creature is unable to move, in a trance-like state, sometimes for up to ten minutes,’ said Mr Penrose.
‘You have to be confident when holding the animals; if you are scared or nervous or stressed then the rabbit will sense that – they are extremely intelligent animals.
‘Once I’m holding the animal, it is only a matter of seconds before they are totally relaxed and sparked out.’
He is able to hypnotise bunnies by applying pressure and massaging certain parts of the body, including the belly, which relaxes them.
Mr Penrose then bows to the rabbit by lowering his head so it does not feel threatened, before shutting its eyelids, leaving it in a trance.
He also treats ‘problem’ rabbits with behavioural issues and can make them less aggressive.
‘They emerge from a trance a happier, more relaxed pet,’ he added.
Mr Penrose, of St Austell, Cornwall, has bred rabbits for 30 years and began developing his technique while recovering from a heart attack that forced him to quit work.
He says he has put hundreds under and has a hotline for stressed owners with yobbish rabbits.
That's all for the funnies. I'm sorry it's not long, I'm not good with finding informations nor writing. I hope you can understand and hope you enjoy this. I'll be writing the same thing tomorrow. It's just heads up, 'kay? See you soon~
Good morning/afternoon/evening/night to all you cool readers reading this. If you're not reading this, you're still cool. I'm sorry yesterday was a bad and short post. In my country, it was nighttime and it was late, too, so I thought that maybe I could continue this the next day. I'm sorry if you had to wait a long time too. I was having fun at the mall, with my phone also all day. Again I'm sorry and enjoy the part 2b. 6. The nursing cat. You may have heard about nurses, but have you heard about animal nurses? Don't worry, this is the topic we're talking about. Rademenesa, the nursing cat, as you can conclude by his activities can really set you back with his story of caring and nursing.
How sweet is that?~ I wish I had a dog like that, I swear it's a blessing from heaven. This picture is gold.
7. A hippo and tortoise bond. Natural calamities that can wash away everything that comes in the way. Yes, a small hippo, who was washed away by the tsunami by losing everything. Now where he came, he got new friend, a 130 years old tortoise and they both became best friends forever.
Another golden picture. Too bad I can't screenshot the pic in my laptop. Wait, that's it! All I have to do is to screenshot it in my phone. This is the most heart touching bond yet. 8. More touching animal bonds. Dogs are known to be loyal and affectionate to their owners. Here you will know about something more beautiful. From the past 6 years, this dog sleeps beside the grave of his owner every night.
This is too sad. I don't think- I give up. I don't think any human can be compared to this dog. There's two reasons. The first one that is, of course, this is an animal we're talking about. But the second reason is the most important of all. It's because the dog is loyal to its owner till the very end. Any human would probably let go, but this dog, he come and treat his owner as it's alive. Hold on guys....*technical difficulties* 9. Losing an ear.
This dog can be an inspiration for every cancer patients in the world. This dog has proven that animals can also inspire human beings and if there is a wish, there is a way. It's really awesome how this dog was detected with cancer and how he survived after a treatment and now he is cancer-free.
10. The saviour monkey. It was a factory explosion, which occurred in China. The most amazing thing here is that a monkey was spotted in camera saving a puppy from the explosion site. While he was running out from the factory, he carried the puppy with him to save his life. What will you call it? Humanity? No. probably Animality.
That's all. I'm sorry if this is short......and bad. I'll try to make it better tomorrow. I hope you enjoy, though. It will mean a lot to me if you do enjoy this. Especially if this brings a smile upon your face. Now that I'm done, this will be 'see you tomorrow', not 'goodbye'.
